Brett: "Mom, when I get married and have a wife, I am going to ask her if she wants to come and meet you."
Brett: " You know mom, when I get married I am going to live here with you and Pop forever and if she doesn't like that- well too bad for her!"
Mom: "Well, if you live here where are you going to sleep?"
Brett: "I'll sleep on the top bunk and my wife will sleep on the bottom bunk"
Brett: "Mom, you are the best Mom in the whole entire world......(pause)....
What do I get for saying that?"
Mom: "How about a big hug and kiss"
Brett: "No. How about a new action figure?"
Brett after coming home and playing with some visiting chihuahuas at Gram's house and feeling guilty:
"I am sorry Parker (our dog), I admit it, I was petting another dog! But don't worry because you are the best dog in the whole world!"